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My version of Proverbs for 31 for The Beautiful Bride’s birthday

Some days are bad days.

Some days are average days.

Some days are great days.

And some days are days of national rejoicing. Which today is, because today is the day, just a few short year ago that The Beautiful Bride was born.

So in honor of her and her birthday, here is my version of Proverbs 31.

A wife of noble character who can find?  She is worth far more than Ipads and .

 Her husband thinks she is totally hot and cool and amazing.

 She brings him good, not harm,  (much much much more than he deserves) all the days of her life.

 She likes football and buffalo wings and funny shows on TV

 She gets up while it is still night; (not really cause she likes to sleep late but hey, no worries..)  and she provides food for her family and take out lunch from Chuy’s for her folks at Show Offs Art.

She considers a purse and she buys it;  out of her earnings she lets us go on really cool vacations as a family.

She sets about her work vigorously; she does not give up. When her girls need something, she is always ready. When something gets in the way of Madison, she will crush it like a bug.

She sees that her trading is profitable, because she comes up with crazy great ideas and designs that encourage people.

She is kind and generous and loves to help. And extends her hands to the needy. (but not in a showy way that brings attention to her, rather in a way that serves those in need.)

When it snows, (she stays inside because she does not like the cold) BUT she has no fear for her household because she has planned ahead and everyone has the hats and coats and gloves (all VERY CUTE of course) for all.

She goes to stores and finds VERY CUTE coverings for her bed;  she is clothed in fine denim and cotton and every bright color.

Her husband is seen at the city gate, where everyone looks at him and thinks “How in the world did you get her? You have married WAY over your head.”

She makes canvases and note cards and plaques and jewelry and sells them, and supplies the merchants with the coolest stuff ever.

She is clothed with strength and dignity;  she can laugh at the days to come. (Because she has come through so much in her life; her faith is strong and sure)

She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue. (and makes us all crack up with her complete silliness.)

 She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. (though she does enjoy an occasional Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.)

Her children arise and think she is awesome. Because she is ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS looking out for the best thing for her girls.
her husband also thinks the same though he may not say it as often as he should.

He praises her:

 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”

 Charm is deceptive, and (sometimes but not in your case) beauty is fleeting; (because your awesomeness and hotness will last forever)
but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised.