Top 5 Reasons This Urinal Was A Crime Scene

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. Other times, it begs a thousand questions.

Like this photo…which I took this summer at the Williamson County Fair.

And so the question for this photo, why is it that there is police line tape on this urinal? Exactly what kind of crime could have been committed here?

Here are my Top 5 Reasons This Urinal Was A Crime Scene:

1. Splashing outside the bowl.
2. Peeing and Running.
3. They tried to use it as a deep fryer to make deep fried toilet cakes.
4. Midget from the side show tried to use it as a shower
5. Was not covered in brick so did not meet the Brentwood Building codes.

Give me your reason this urinal was a crime scene…