Category Archives: Tuesday Haiku

Tuesday Haiku -Tim Tebow edition

I’m sick of all the fussing about Tim Tebow and the fixation on his faith. At the end of the day, a quarterback is suppose to lead his team to victory. That is what he is doing.

 

Style points don’t count.

Who’d you rather lead your team?

Ndamukong Suh?

 

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Tuesday Haiku – Round Two – Kardashian edition

A few weeks ago I wrote the following Haiku about the Kardashian’s…

In honor of my favorite quote of the year about Kim Kardashian wanting to be a“respected celebrity” – here is the Tuesday Haiku – Kim Kardashian edition

 

Vain. Vainer. Vainest.

Reality show ’bout what?

Cotton candy fame.

 

GIven the tragic news about the untimely and completely unexpected demise of this union, I have a new Tuesday Haiku – Kardashian divorce edition.

 

Kim – your show…err “love?”

Thought ’twas one for the ages…

Yet canned in 10 weeks.

Tuesday Haiku – reflection on Halloween costumes

Thoughts about all the Halloween costumes from last night.

See the new costumes.

Slut witch. Slut nurse. Slut princess.

Can you see the trend?

Why does it seem that nearly every costume has to have some sort of “slut factor” involved?

Tuesday Haiku – NBA strike

In honor of the recent cancellation of the first two weeks of the NBA season…

Oh no, what to do?
No NBA. Life’s over.
Oh wait, no one cares.

Tuesday Haiku (special saturday edition)

Costco, library.
Much kitchen table homework.
Grilled steaks. Titans. Nice.

Tuesday Haiku

Really intruiged by the whole “Straw poll” think in Iowa. So I did one at the house.

Tuesday Haiku – Straw Poll

 

Hey. Do you like me?

NO? Okay, want some ice cream?

Now, I’m a winner.

Tuesday Haiku – Cortland Finnegan

I like the Titans. I have always really liked Cortland Finnegan. I was even so romantic as to buy The Beautiful Bride a Cortland Finnegan jersey for  a birthday or Christmas or one of of the minor holidays.

But the stuff he did this weekend was just plain silly.

And as a result, he is the subject of today’s Tuesday Haiku.

 

Three point eight ain’t good.

See I’m scrappy, watch me walk.

Wait…where’d my fans go?

Tuesday Haiku

Mom, Macie, Kenzie

Out of town. Just Mad and me.

Hello Papa John’s?

Tuesday Haiku – Hot as Snot

Greasy, stinky Hot!

We all know, so please don’t say

“Hot ‘nough for you?”

Tuesday Haiku

Back by (not so) popular demand

Tuesday Haiku – Summer Camp Suitcase

Stuffed inside the bag.

Soggy, stinky, crunchy  mess.

Hey, is that a snake?