Category Archives: Tuesday Haiku
I’m sick of all the fussing about Tim Tebow and the fixation on his faith. At the end of the day, a quarterback is suppose to lead his team to victory. That is what he is doing.
Style points don’t count.
Who’d you rather lead your team?
A few weeks ago I wrote the following Haiku about the Kardashian’s…
In honor of my favorite quote of the year about Kim Kardashian wanting to be a“respected celebrity” – here is the Tuesday Haiku – Kim Kardashian edition
Vain. Vainer. Vainest.
Reality show ’bout what?
Cotton candy fame.
GIven the tragic news about the untimely and completely unexpected demise of this union, I have a new Tuesday Haiku – Kardashian divorce edition.
Kim – your show…err “love?”
Thought ’twas one for the ages…
Yet canned in 10 weeks.
Thoughts about all the Halloween costumes from last night.
See the new costumes.
Slut witch. Slut nurse. Slut princess.
Can you see the trend?
Why does it seem that nearly every costume has to have some sort of “slut factor” involved?
In honor of the recent cancellation of the first two weeks of the NBA season…
Oh no, what to do?
No NBA. Life’s over.
Oh wait, no one cares.
Much kitchen table homework.
Grilled steaks. Titans. Nice.
Really intruiged by the whole “Straw poll” think in Iowa. So I did one at the house.
Tuesday Haiku – Straw Poll
Hey. Do you like me?
NO? Okay, want some ice cream?
Now, I’m a winner.
I like the Titans. I have always really liked Cortland Finnegan. I was even so romantic as to buy The Beautiful Bride a Cortland Finnegan jersey for a birthday or Christmas or one of of the minor holidays.
But the stuff he did this weekend was just plain silly.
And as a result, he is the subject of today’s Tuesday Haiku.
Three point eight ain’t good.
See I’m scrappy, watch me walk.
Wait…where’d my fans go?
Tuesday Haiku – Hot as Snot
Greasy, stinky Hot!
We all know, so please don’t say
“Hot ‘nough for you?”