My wife’s giant key ring…

 

These are my wife’s keys.

Some of my observations about the differences between my wife’s keys and mine.

  1. Hers weigh about 14 pounds.
  2. With them, she has the ability to control more than half the known universe.
  3. And als0 get a free children’s size Frosty at Wendy’s for the entire 2011 calendar year.
  4. Because of the size and metal content, she has had to register them as a weapon in six states.
  5. I am pretty sure she has keys for every house we have ever lived in – “just in case she forgot something.”
  6. The reason she can carry a giant “worthy of a middle school custodian” key ring is because she carries them in a giant purse.
  7. And don’t get me started on the purse…

 

 

 

 

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Posted on August 1, 2011, in Dad stuff and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. hah I have to agree đŸ™‚

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