Memo to the neighbors who put up their Christmas lights two weeks ago
Memo to the neighbors who put up their Christmas lights two weeks ago;
Why so early?
I am a huge fan of Christmas lights and will appropriately "Clarke Griswald-acize" our home right after Thanksgiving.
But you (and you are certainly not alone as I have seen many others around town putting up lights AND Christmas tree’s) seem to have jumped the gun on the holiday.
I have some possible conclusions as to why you have done this so early:
- The pages of your calendar stuck together and you think it is actually mid-December and you are really late to put up the lights.
- This is your reaction to all the bad news in the world and you have decided to bring some "joy" early.
- You have become a member of PETA and to show your support of turkey’s around the globe you are therefore boycotting Thanksgiving this year.
Signed, your dreary neighbor.