File this under “Words I can’t believe came out of my mouth.”
Earlier today I was walking through the girls rooms, doing reconnaissance for clothes hangers.
In all three of their rooms, the over head light and the closet light were on. It was a double trifecta of LIGHTS ON WITH NO ON IN THE ROOM.
So after I walked thought and slapped all the switches off, I called them the girls together and said (and this is an exact quote) "electricity does not grow on trees."
You heard it right, I said…
"ELECTRICITY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES."
With clarity and insight like that, it is no wonder I am a professional communicator.