Roger Clemens Congressional hearings

See where the "he said-he said" Roger Clemens/Brian McNamee hearings before a congressional committee are "breaking news."

Seriously…do the members of the UNITED STATES CONGRESS not have anything better to do than see if a baseball player cheated?

Evidently not…so since our taxpayer-funded leaders have so much time on their hands, I have list of other things on which the UNITED STATES CONGRESS should hold hearings:

  1. What happens to all the missing socks in the dryer?
  2. What "sport" does the swimsuit issue of "Sports Illustrated" really illustrate?
  3. Britney Spear’s ability to be a mother.
  4. Who would win a cage match between Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster?
  5. What is really happening on "Lost?"
  6. The constitutionality of "Tastes Great" vs. "Less Filling"

What other important things would you like the UNITED STATES CONGRESS to be holding hearings on?

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Posted on February 13, 2008, in Signs of the End of Time. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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