Memo to the vultures at my driveway
To the vultures that were at the end of my driveway today…yes, I did have a birthday this weekend, and yes, I am one year older, and yes, I am no longer a spring chicken. But to quote one of the great movies of all time, I’M NOT DEAD YET!
So kindly move along…your vulture and/or buzzard type of circling around dead-type-of-things services are not yet required.
Thanks for your prompt attention to this matter. (if you come around again I shall be forced to smash you with my car, then I would gladly call in another squadron of your vulture/buzzard cousins to take care of your smushed-up selves…and I would revel indeed at that great irony.)