to all the law enforcement people in middle Tennessee
Yes…my registration smells funny and yes, is a bit crinkly. See, it turns out that Suzie put a full bottle of grape Powerade in my glove box. With the lid not quite fully closed. Which I discovered the next morning. When my floorboard was covered with grape Powerade. And my glove box was filled with grape Powerade. And my registration was swimming in a pool of grape Powerade.
So in the (hopefully) unlikely event you, Mr. or Miss local police officer…I apologize for the registration that smells like Bubble Yum. I had to let it dry out on the dashboard. Suzie was just thirsty, and wanted to save her Powerade for later.