so how exactly would you explain THIS to your child
I would imagine the conversation that will come somewhere down the road, between Ieuan Jones and his parents, about how they tried to abort him TWICE will be a bit awkward.
Ieuan So Mom and Dad…I have been hearing these stories about how when I was little, inside Mommy’s tummy, that you tried to abort me.
Parent #1 Well, Iuean…you see we thought….since you were so little…
Parent #2 So the first time we tried abort you…
Ieuan What do you mean ‘first time?’ You tried more than once?
Parent #1 So it seems.
Parent #2 You were are awfully stubborn little bugger.
Parent #1 and we loved your brother so much, we decided to try and kill you…
Parent #1 Would you like another pony? Maybe we could get you pony to ride to Chuckie Cheese….