Stuff that drives me crazy…(and the things that I should have said…)
This is the conversation I had last night at 8:20 pm at The Coffee Beanery at Cool Springs Galleria…
Me I would like a large cup of decaf please.
Clerk Oh….we just ran out of decaf and since we are closing in like 40 minutes we are not going to make anymore…
Me (as I left) oh….
I was too dumbfounded by her comment that I couldn’t say anything. But in hindsight, here are a few of the snarky things I could have said….
So you are a coffee store, but you are not selling coffee…
Why don’t you just close now?
If 40 minutes before closing time is past the time when you might produce the product that you sell to a customer who wants to buy what you sell, please advise me just exactly what is the magic time where you might make some decaf coffee for a customer who is standing right in front of you wanting to give your giant coffee company some cash money so I do not mistakenly make the same mistake twice of trying to buy what you say you sell?
(oh and I also was going to get The Beautiful Bride some hot chocolate too…)