Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Monroe – the conspiracy theory

I have heard a few commentators make a reference between the lives and deaths of Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Monroe – I think if you’ll look a little deeper you’ll see some startling similarities – perhaps even a conspiracy…

Consider this:

  • Both have an "a" in their first name
  • Both were linked romantically to a very powerful man – Marilyn Monroe with President Kennedy, Anna Nicole Smith with the Bahama’s Minister of Tourism or Director of Pineapple and Banana Farming or something like that
  • Both had blonde hair
  • Both had a really creepy claim about their intimacy:  Anna Nicole Smith with Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband; Marilyn Monroe with "The Kennedy Boys"
  • Both died in a place that involve the "B" AND in both died in a state that ended in "A"- Anna Nicole Smith in the Bed in FloridA; Marilyn Monroe in the Bathroom in CaliforniA
  • Both were involved with men who used a middle initial in their names – John F. Kennedy and Howard K. Stern
  • Both have an odd number of letters in their names – ANS has 15; MM has 13
  • Both were in Playboy magazine and in both pictorials, they were naked!
  • Anna Nicole Smith was married to a man who was "63" years older than her; Marilyn Monroe was involved with President Kennedy who was killed in 19"63."

I am hopeful that this information will make the connection between the deaths of ANS and MM clear and as a result the waning media coverage of the death of ANS will continue at a rabidly feverish pace for the next 30 or forty years and not let important stories like the war in Iraq or human rights atrocities in Darfur to get in the way.

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Posted on February 16, 2007, in Ouch!. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Anna died at the Hard Rock Casino in Miami. Sorry, but no “b’s” in that.
    🙂
    hah…fixed it…the conspiracy lives on…

  2. Marilyn was a legitimate actress. Anna Nicole was famous for, well, nothing.
    agreed…ja

  3. monroe had class, real class. smith had none
    i’m not sure I woudl say that monroe had class. Pehaps in comparison to ANS, but that is not setiing the bar very high…ja.

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